Only the French would have a page like this in their language study guide

Coffee break over I need to be productive and stop this blasted daydreaming ...

How do you tell a teenager you can't squeeze love too tight ? ...

Is it possible to have a correspondence affaire like Sartre and Beauvoir ... I suspect electronic communication has killed this subtle gesture

Maintenant je dors ...

Anyone that creates regularly will understand the sense of excitement when you feel you have an exceptional idea for an etching... I have collected my photographic images, these I plan to transfer onto the zinc plates that I prepared with photographic emulsion last week... tomorrow they will be ready for the dark room... of course these plates may go wrong or the composition may not develop as well as it does in my imagination... However I plan not to consider the possibility of failure and concentrate on completing my vision...

It could be said that Calle’s work is based purely on scopophilia, at first we assume she is the voyeur that seeks to observe her subjects under surreptitious surveillance and decipher their lives purely by conjecture. However, possibly she is the one that wants to be scrutinized and un-picked by society due to her choice of subject. This use of the personal intimacy in her narratives can make the spectator a collaborator in exposing her violations of privacy.

Rule #1 A corset must be cotton

The wonderful world of Rodney Smith.

Voila! ... todays print, just a proof run... isn't she divine?

Good morning hangover ... I've been expecting you.

It seems unfortunately, it's the end ... Good riddance to you and yours


There is a particular feel that true silk stockings have ... they look divine but only for the first hour or two that you wear them as they loose their shape ... especially under warm temperature ... its best to only wear them for a short while

Yes Lets ... Or we could just pretend to ?

I stood here yesterday, at the entrance to the National Gallery, London ... though without a cain

charmingly polite ...

shading is everything...

Today I visited The Tate Modern USSR Soviet Propaganda Exhibition. Posters of this sort, promoting post-revolutionary society, could be found on walls and store windows throughout the USSR, these crude, amateur, printing techniques were so cheap to reproduce that hundreds could be created per day. They reminded the Russian people of the work that was left to be done and instilled in them a desire to keep evil from penetrating into Russian society once again.

I have a new passion for comics... the illustrations astound me ...

Lets play naughts and crosses?

She has a cigarette case just like this ...

Today I stroked perfection

One day I will live by the sea ...

Journal Pages #1



“Unfortunately nothing else ever in your life will affect you like music did in your early teens, and it puts you on a certain course. It’s like a love affair. It widens your taste and it broadens your view on everything. It saves you.”

I can't think of anything more erotic than being followed around Paris by a detective ... Just like Sophie Calle

Some days I just can't cope with everybody needing me ...

•~ The 5th deadly sin... My vision does me no favour for my mind turns beauty into passion ~•

You have 10 seconds ........................................................................ TELL ME


I watched her smoke the cigarette... she let she smoke waft around her companion... He thought she was rude... I thought she was cool... she cared neither way


I know a man in Gravesend that puts prescription lenses in vintage specs ... I speak to him more often than my Mother


For an hour today I shall pretend to be French.


If I were in charge I would make you all write love letters.


I seem to leave them like a trail behind me...


I have my delete on default...


No fucker ever fought for my corner... apart from an old lady I knew once, she wore her glasses on a string of small pearls


Having a Lah-de-da...


I detest women that act crazy ... but even I have been known to react to situations in strange ways... I wince at some of the spectacularly embarrassing circumstances some of my female friends have been in, and in most incidents I firmly sympathize with the men... so why do women have these periods of severe weirdness? Even sensible intelligent, down-to-earth women with a great sense of humor - like me? Possibly because of our need to over analyze things, question approval... the way we declare untrue opinions in order to read and unpick the reaction rather than just asking a straight bloody question? ... who knows. My choice of illustration is of an extreme in the 'crazy women behavior' genre but it was chosen to make me feel less deranged regarding my own foolish conduct as a result of my personal insecurities.


If only this attire was acceptable as daily wear...


Today I saw these delightful original 1954 Philip 50-24 Havana specticals ... I'm cursed with this addiction for classic eyewear.


Too many pages scattered in my head.


I blame Disney for making me think this was possible... fuckers


I feel awfully lonesome...


There is a myth about the statue of Victor Noir that has made it legendary. The sculpture has a very noticeable protuberance in Noir’s trousers. This has made it one of the most popular memorials for women to visit in the famous cemetery. The myth says that placing a flower in the upturned top hat after kissing the statue on the lips and rubbing its genital area will enhance fertility, bring a blissful sex life, or, in some versions, a husband within the year. As a result of the legend, those particular components of the oxidized bronze statue are rather well-worn.


I think possibly I am a little ... yes